Longwinded Landon Part 6

Henlo my lovely chocolate chip chippers, how are you doing? Oh me, I'm fine. Fine and dandy. Happy Palm Sunday! 

I woke mom up at the crack of dawn to let her know dad still hadn't come to bed. We soon found him asleep on the couch with the Madden football game still going and a package of M&M's tightly held in his hand. I did an excellent job of jumping on him to wake him up. He seemed to appreciate it!

This is a funny story. Mom thought she finally had it! Finally had the perfect name for my baby sis. There was NO WAY dad could say no to this name, especially after telling him what it means. So here's how it went...

mom: how about "blank" for the name of her?

dad: he repeats the name "blank"

mom: You're not saying it right, say it like this...

dad: What are you talking about? I'm saying it right. I'm saying it perfect. 

mom: No, you aren't. Here try again, like this...

dad: That's exactly what I'm saying. Sounds the same as when you say it. 

mom: No, you're saying it weird. It sounds completely different. There's like a weird southern twang that you are adding. It's like munster and monster. People in Texas can't say monster right. 

dad: Okay, let me try again...how about this...

mom: Forget it...clearly that's not the name for her. Back to the drawing board!

Oh these parents of mine! Mercy me! As you can see, still no news on what her name will be. Maybe someday they will make a decision. Starting to lose hope.

A few people on Instagram didn't realize my Sunglasses Squad was not a weekly thing so mom has been trying to deal with that issue. No big deal! Just had to set a few people straight. 

Dad got a bunch of little gifts from the company he works for but here's the thing about the gifts they are all "wintery" items. They are a little late passing those out to the employees. But that's okay all the gifts are pretty cool!

Time for a few pics...

 Um, excuse me, who are you?...I don't need a costar in my pics. 

  Mom said I'm a ham when I posed like this for her, I said I much prefer bacon. Lol!

#iamaham #ilovetopose #iamcool #waittilyouseemelaterintheweek #toohottohandle #happyeasterweek #haveabeautifulweek
  

Happy National Puppy Day

I can't let national puppy day go by without posting pics! Double the pleasure...a collage of puppy pics of my handsome little charmer and new puppy pics of little Ms. Thang!

 

Happy Spring

Happy Spring my lovely spring rolls! LOL! Who's been watching basketball this weekend? We've watched very little. Not into it. Mom and dad didn't even fill out brackets. In case you were wondering, no, I didn't fill out a bracket either. I can't hold a pen. Lucky for you, I can type! Hehe!

Mom has been SUPER busy today. She started a special event for all my peeps on the 3rd Sunday of each month. So she has been busy all day with that. Literally, all day. She took a break to shower. But worked on Instagram all through lunch. A lunch dad had to make because mom had no time. The number of participates in my special event today more than doubled from last month. Can you believe it? Wowsers! But mom has loved working on my event all day. 

My Aunt Debra and Uncle Rob were here last night. We had a taco game night. I was not apart of the eating of the tacos but I did play the games. I made special appearances in the middle of the "bowling lane" on Xbox Kinect bowling. 

Tonight dad and mom will take it easy and have a movie night. Fairly typical Sunday evening in our house. Dad wants adventure and mom wants a spy movie. Well most spy movies have lots of adventure so they should make a decision on a movie rather quick. I'll be snuggling with mom throughout the movie! 

Below is a pic from my Sunday event on Instagram, am I rocking those bunny sunglasses or what?...

#iamknownformyshades #sunglasseswearingboy #ilovemysunglasses #iamcoolinbunnyshades #feelinglikeabunny #momssnugglebunny

 

Happy St. Patrick's Day

Henlo my lovelies, it is I, Landon the Lucky Charmer! Happy St. Patrick's day, may you all have the luck of the Irish with you today! It's boujee day on Instagram! So of course I'm feeling boujee and rather lucky! Have a spectacular day! Eat green foods today and wear green too! Don't get pinched! And look for a pot of gold! My mom said she found a pot of gold...me! She's so cheesy! LOL!

#feelinglucky #luckyboy #littlecharmer #doyoulikemyhat #doyoulikemyshamrockshades #spotlightstealer #iammomspotofgold #cantpinchme 

Longwinded Landon (Part 5)

Henlo my lovelies! No, I didn't spell "hello" wrong. I spell it "henlo" it's the more sophisticated way of spelling it. I'm classy and sophisticated. LOL! I look super classy when I steal a shoe and run through the house with it! Class for days! 

Tonight is time change! Don't forget to change your clocks if you are somewhere that changes the clocks. If you aren't somewhere that changes the clocks then disregard this paragraph! 

Not much going on around here. Little bit of rain here and there. I think the rain might be more significant later tonight. My parents are having a campout in the living room tonight. They have a double showing of movies chosen to watch. Can you guess who's sleeping bag I will be sharing tonight? 

The name game continues in our household. What will my sister be called? Latest I heard, dad wants to name her Phoenix. Mom said the pup-pup's name will be Vegas long before she'd ever consider using Phoenix as a name. So lesson here...don't put your money on Phoenix put it on Vegas instead. Ha-ha, I guess that makes sense...Vegas takes lots of bets, gambling capitol of the world. In all seriousness I hope these parents come up with something decent. I have faith in mom when it comes to names but no faith in dad. You should hear some of his suggestions! Shameful! 

#moneyonvegas #justkidding #hernamewontbevegas #ipromise #sharingmomssleepingbagtonight #movienight #hopeigetpopcorntoo 

Big Announcement

Uh-oh, I'm going to have to share my toys. Uh-oh, I'm going to have to share my momma. Uh-oh, I'm going to have to share the spotlight. Lookie....lookie...I'm pleased to announce to all, I'm getting a baby sister. She is currently 2 weeks old. She will come home in late April. No name yet! Mom and dad are at totally opposite ends of the naming spectrum. Dad likes superhero and word names. Mom likes human names that aren't too popular for pups. In the week two pics, you will notice she has one eye open. By next week both eyes will be open, I'm sure. Now that the big secret is out on the blog, and now that the blog has been caught up with pics...I'll post pics of her each week until she comes home. This is going to be quite the adventure. 

Week ONE

 Week TWO

Landon Loves The Ladies

To all the ladies out there may I wish you a happy International Women's Day! I bowed down low to my momma earlier today. She asked dad to bow to her too, but he looked at her as if she had 2 heads. This is not a special day in dad's opinion. So mom should not hold her breath for flowers or any type of break from chores today. LOL! But don't worry I am a more modern little man and I shall honor my momma all day long and bathe her in kisses every time I get a chance. Mom made a new edit of me...

#happyinternationalwomensdaytoalltheladies #landonlovestheladies #tinyflirt #lovelylandon #happymonday 

Longwinded Landon (Part 4)

 

What in the world has mom dressed me in now? And where am I? Where in the world is Landon? I'm not sure if I look cool or if I resemble a tiny furry pimp? Mom was singing some weird song called Pimp Juice to me when she made this edit of me. I know that song was not appropriate for such a young man as myself to hear. When it comes to music, mom is not appropriate. She's got weird music likes. She blames her weird music likes on her age and her home state. I know nothing about either!

So Uncle Rob and Aunt Debra came over last night. It was a long night. Aunt Debra and mom fussed over my outfits and planning out my costumes for upcoming events. Mom wanted a second opinion on the costumes which Aunt Debra was delighted to give. A little too delighted in my opinion as she fussed over me as much as mom does. But I've learned...I just have to let mom have her fun dressing me up. It makes her happy. And in turn I hope seeing me in costume on Instagram brings smiles to others.

I'm actually very tired today. My aunt and uncle stayed late. Then after they left. Mom had to catch up on all the happenings with my instagram account, while dad played video games. It was about 3:30 in the morning before these parents of mine wanted to go to bed. Then mom woke up ridiculously early and couldn't get back to sleep, so she got me up and we started the day extremely early. So yeah, I have missed out on some crucial hours of sleep. I'm surprised I can handle typing this with the tiredness I feel. 

Get ready for the new week! It's coming fast!   

#whathappensinvegasstaysinvegas #notreadyformonday #iamatiredboy #momismycuddlebuddy #naptime #wishingallabeautifulnewweek 

Longwinded Landon (part 3)

Here I am! Back for another episode of Longwinded Landon! Today it's cookie time! Mom made this edit of me for a special event on Instagram today. First we of course did a photo shoot then mom made the edit from my photo shoot. Mom's newest hobby is photo editing!

I guess it was at some point during December when mom started playing around with the world of editing photos. She first just wanted to do it well enough to put a fun pic of me on her cell phone case. Then she entered a contest, not expecting to win but ended up winning with a teddy bear themed edit of me. The winnings were all dog related products so technically I scored big! LOL! Since then mom has won a few other contests. Last week however, the prize was for a human not a dog. Mom scored a substantial gift card reward.

The edit you see above is just for fun. It's not being entered into a contest. But mom and I had fun making it. I got a little distracted at one point and started playing with the cookies. What can I say...I love toys. All types of toys! 

Happy new week and happy March! I heard Spring is on it's way...I hope so! Mom is ready for warmer temps. Although it wasn't that bad this winter, rather mild, until the bottom fell out during the month of February. February by far is the coldest month in Texas. Looking forward to Spring!  

#passmeacookiefromthephoto #springiscoming #readyforspringflowers #icanhelpplantflowers #ilovegettingmypawsdirty #welcometomarch