Happy Halloween! 🎃

 

Bubsy: Houston, we have a problem...I have discovered this new furry life form with lots of eyes and a persnickety personality. She's kind of spooky too! Keep your eyes peeled for this new alien life form.🎃👻👽…In all seriousness, may you all have a fun and safe Halloween!🎃

Zero Points

Bubsy: Boo! Did we scare you? 👻 The spooky season is in full swing. We are just a few days away from Halloween. Are you ready for Halloween, sissy?

Sissy: Nope! Not ready at all. I’m never ready. Then again holidays small and big rarely happen when they should around here. 

Bubsy: So true. Maybe we should explain that. Our mom eats very CLEAN on a special program. And she will only splurge on Saturdays. Therefore birthdays and such an occasion as Halloween gets delayed. Halloween is being called “Falloween” in our house…mom’s combo word for Fall + Halloween…

Sissy: And this so-called Falloween will be held next Saturday as we have company coming over for a Falloween themed game night and/or Halloween movie night. 🎃 

Bubsy: So sissy how was your week? 

Sissy: My week was so-so. Mom made me mad on Friday. But I was willing to wipe the slate clean and we have enjoyed a pretty decent weekend.

Bubsy: I heard about the issues you had with mom but I didn’t actually witness it. I was busy behaving. 😇 

Sissy: Where should I begin…it was breakfast time as mom was leaving for work. She gave Bubsy his food just perfectly and he happily left the kitchen with his treat ball in his mouth. But my food….😖…a little bit of my food got spilled. Down it went on the kitchen floor. 😒 I looked dumbfounded. Mom saw the look I was giving her. Then she told me it was okay to eat the food that spilled all over the floor. I looked at her as if she had lost her mind. Once again, I was dumbfounded. I do not eat my food off the dirty floor. What does she think I am? 

Bubsy:…let me interject….perhaps mom thought you were a dog and would do something lots of dogs do…eat off the floor. 🐶 

Sissy: What the heck! I’m a baby girl. Mom tells me everyday I’m her “sweet baby girl”. So then don’t ever expect me to eat my food off the floor. I am a self-respecting dignified baby girl that doesn’t eat off the floor. I stood my ground and before long mom was down on her hands and knees picking up each piece of kibble for me. One point for me…zero points for mom. 👍

Bubsy: I have no response to this! Sissy is a little delusional! 😵‍💫🤪 But after sissy’s long winded story, it’s time to wrap this up and get to watching the Cowboys game. They have a tough matchup tonight. 

Sissy: Let’s go Cowboys! 🤠 

Bubsy: Enjoy your week everyone! Happy Halloween a little early! 🎃👻

Completely Unhinged

Bubsy: Here we are finally. Almost missed out on today. As you can see by the pic below we are ready for bed. But first let’s get in a quick blog session. How are you sissy?

Sissy: I’m good. I’m ready to run around though not go to bed.

Bubsy: I’m the early to bed fur baby and sissy loves to stay up and has her “witching hour” around 10:00 pm. Speaking of sissy’s witching hour. Oh my goodness, sissy had an early witching hour last night.  A witching hour where she became completely unhinged. I mean, unhinged. Two tacos short of a combination plate. The bus didn’t go where she needed it. She lost her mind. She flipped her lid. 

Sissy: I was completely of sound mind. Don’t listen to him. I was putting order in our household. 

Bubsy: She’s nuts! Here’s what happened…dad left the room. The tv got paused because he left. And that’s when the chaos erupted. Sissy started barking nonstop and hopping around. Mom was trying to calm her down. Then dad came back to the room and sissy really lost her mind at that point. Running around doing zoomies and barking her head off. She was a mess. 😵‍💫

Sissy: It was all necessary. Dad paused the tv right when a football player on the screen was running at me. He was about to get me. I had to let him know I was not going to be got. Then I had to scold dad for leaving the tv paused in the first place. It’s not easy being me.

Bubsy: And it’s not easy living with you either. 🙄😬 Well friends we need to wrap this up so we can go get some zzz’s. 🥱 Have a great week! 

Extra, Extra

Bubsy: What is happening in Big D? We got probs. 

Sissy: Hide your eyes every Sunday! Although I know what the problem is.

Bubsy: Well do tell what in the world is wrong with the Cowboys?

Sissy: They only have two players. 

Bubsy: Huh, sissy, I think they have a full roster. 

Sissy: Nope, look again. Count up the team. We only have two players plus a kicker and the rest are wannabes. Jerry spent so much money paying Dak and C.D. Afterall they are the two highest paid players in the league. But all other positions have wannabes occupying those spots. Maybe we could replace them with a college team. 

Bubsy: Speaking of college football. Dad was still riding so high on that major Red River Rivalry win by his Longhorns he wasn’t as broken up about the Cowboys disappointing performance as he usually would’ve been. 

Sissy: That Red River Rivalry game was too much to handle. Such a ruckus was being made every time the longhorns scored. And dad kept saying the lead the longhorns had was still not enough. Pound those Sooners.

Bubsy: It wasn’t just dad saying that it was everybody in the room, as we were at a family event watching the big game. I noticed you kept close to mom during that rivalry game. 

Sissy: I sure wasn’t going anywhere near dad. His movements, his clapping, his yelling, his cheering….all of it meant I needed only momma to get me thru that extremely loud game. 

Bubsy: Sissy required being held by mom and carried everywhere mom needed to go or she was losing her little mind. 

Sissy: The audacity of mom thinking she could leave me while she went to the bathroom. Boy, I let her know that was unacceptable. I wasn’t about to stay in the chair unguarded with all that football chaos. 

Bubsy: Sissy barked at mom until mom went back to get her and then took her with her to the bathroom. Can you say…sissy is high maintenance! 😉 

Sissy: I can’t help it. I deserve extra special treatment. 

Bubsy: You are a whole lot of EXTRA. You are the quesadilla with extra cheese, extra guac, and extra sour cream with extra salsa on the side. Your personality is an extraordinary amount of EXTRA! 

Sissy: Extra, extra, read all about wonderful me. 🤪

Bubsy: On that notion, we will end this so we can get to bed. It’s getting late here. Our pic below, might remind you of E.T…..E.T. phone home. 😆 It was bath day and mom snapped a pic of us wrapped up in our towels. Have a good week, everyone!