Why Can't Simon and I Learn?

Does everyone remember the "Got Milk?" post? Remember how I stated I would not put milk in the cargo area of my SUV anymore? Thereby eliminating another leaky milk issue! Well apparently I don't learn very well! However, I would like to make it clear it wasn't milk this time. It was marinara sauce! The marinara sauce and it's bag(thank goodness) rolled against the cargo door while I was driving. When it was time to get the groceries out of the SUV of course you can all imagine what happened...it came flying out as I lifted the cargo door up. A marinara catastrophe! At least with the milk when it hit the ground it was punctured causing it to leak. Not the case with the marinara sauce. It was like a small explosion when it hit the ground. Thankfully the bag caught a lot of the sauce. I still have some marinara on the bumper that I have yet to clean off though.

Now onto Simon....I have numerous nicknames for him. One of those very fitting nicknames is Slicky-Licky! Today as I'm bringing in the groceries I look around and there he is licking the package of fresh chicken. Gross! I guess if he becomes violently ill in the next few days I will know why...salmonella poisoning! Yuk! A week ago the crazy pug tried to eat a dead frog! Honestly what is up with my boo-boo?

Thanks to Simon and I, Cody is inching closer and closer to genius status! Lol!!!!!