It's no secret I carry on full conversations with all of our pets. Go ahead, call me crazy for talking to my animals. Then again what pet owner doesn't talk to their pet? Here is a conversation with Simon from early this morning:
Mommie: Good morning, Simmie. Do you know what today is?
Simon: Of course, you told me at midnight it's my BIRTHDAY!
Mommie: Woo-hoo, Simmie-boo! You've made it to a dozen! Congrats, little man! I'm so happy to celebrate your birthday today! You caught up to Cody! Both of you are dozen year olds!
Simon: I get cake for reaching this milestone, right?
Mommie: You're right! You've inhaled cake for each of your bdays. I'll bake you a cake while you are at the groomers. You have to get cleaned up for your bday.
Simon: I'm not completely onboard with being groomed but at least it's an outing.
Mommie: Where have the years gone Simon? I remember when Cody and I first went to get you. You were born on the ASU campus! You lucky little Sun Devil! I called to see what was left in your litter. How many girls? How many boys? You were the only one left, you were described as the runt of the litter. It wasn't long after that phone conversation til Cody and I jumped into our first Pathfinder headed off to meet you. Upon seeing you, I knew you were a keeper! I didn't even think about whether or not to take you home. It was a done deal.
Simon: I remember it all!
Mommie: Oh you do? Well that means you remember the box I placed you and Cody in for the ride home. You sat in the box with Cody for how long before jumping out? Do you remember?
Simon: Knowing me....not long. Maybe about 5 seconds.
Mommie: I doubt it was a full 5 seconds! LOL! You immediately jumped out and started roaming through the car. Over the front seats you went to explore the backseat then back up to the front seats. You explored it all. Meanwhile, Cody leaned up to give me a look that said, "This little dude is crazy! What have you done mom?"
Simon: Ha! Ha! Cody probably still thinks I'm crazy!
Mommie: Yes he probably does at time. I'm sure you think the same about him too sometimes. Anyway my point is, from the second you jumped out of that box on the first ride home as such a young pup your dynamic personality was displayed. You haven't stopped roaming and bending the rules since then.
Simon: What can I say? Rules were made to be broken? At least I'm super cool!
Mommie: Oh yes, you are super cool! Happy Birthday to the youngest pug in the household. You are no longer the baby but you're still the youngest pug!
Simon: When can we have cake?
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