Believe It!

Hello world! For it is I, Simon C. Vaughn!  It's about time my mommie relinquish control of this blog to allow little wonderful me to make a post!  Long overdue don't you think?

So how is life you ask?  Well my kitty sister had her nails removed so I like her a little more now.  But I'm not about to tell her I like her more now.  I have a reputation to uphold, don't you know!  She's too lovey-dovey to let her know I like her more.  I don't need her curling up in the same bed with me like she does Cody.  There's only one female in this world that is allowed to cuddle me.  Only one female in this world I'll drop my "too cool attitude" for.  Who is that?  My mommie!  But shh, it's a secret that even one female can get me to be cuddly!  I am one independent dude!

The other day I left my mommie in shock and awe of me.  Now she should have been in shock and awe in a good way but I'm afraid she wasn't exactly feeling proud.  As she yelled at me in a not so nice tone.  She yelled, "Simon! That piece of banana is honestly that important to you?"  The answer is....."HECK YEAH!!!!!!!"

This is what happened, mommie gave Cody and I a piece of banana each.  Cody was taking his sweet time.  I was finished.  Cody was sniffing his banana piece.  While he was sniffing it I lunged in his direction.  Cody growled at me.  I then pulled back to mind my manners.  But then something snapped in my brain.  I suddenly didn't care about manners, as I lunged a second time I snagged that piece of banana.  Cody attacked me.  Piper ran far away from us pugs.  As for mommie she ran over to scold me!  She stood there telling me she was shocked that I pulled that stunt.  Well believe it! 

Today while out walking with Cody and mommie, I happened to see something I needed to investigate on the opposite side of Cody.  Does anyone know how slow Cody moves?  He's always moved super slow.  I'm fast and he's a snail!  No joke! I think fast and I move fast!  The thought to get to whatever it was on the opposite side of Cody consumed all my brain power.  I didn't care how I got there, I just wanted to get there.  The shortest way plus the easiest way was to go under Cody.  So there I darted under Cody forcing him to ride on my back for a brief few seconds.  My mommie again had that same look of shock and awe on her face as she did when the banana incident happened.  She then told me I can be slightly embarrassing to her at times as people were standing off in the distance watching one pug ride the other pug!  Me embarrassing?  Yep, believe it! 

What can I say? There's something that clicks in my brain making me quickly do things and by any means necessary I'm going to do whatever my brain clicks in for me to do.....Believe it!!!!!

Simmie Out!