Quick Snap Sunday

 

Only In Texas

 

 

 

Me: "So Cody how do you feel about sharing a yard with some bulls? You like longhorns right?"

 

Cody: "Say what? Longhorns? Bulls? What are you talking about?"

 

Me: "We looked at some homes yesterday and bulls roamed somewhat freely. We could wake up to a bull in the front yard."

 

Cody: "Excuse me? Come again? My ears are failing? Did you just say bulls roam freely? Are you human parents of mine nuts? I did not last on this earth this long to have to share a yard with bulls. It's bad enough I have to share anything with my two siblings. I've had to share with that one dude practically my whole life. Then a darn cat came along and I had to share with her too. NO! NO WAY! NO BULLS!"

 

Me: "You seem to feel very strongly about this no bull situation."

 

Cody: "Mommie I'm trying to be nice but this is testing my patience. I see in my future you and daddy dragging me unwillingly to this new area we are supposedly moving to. No, no, I won't go!"

 

Me: "There's no other option. But I thought about 10 days ago your daddy was going to have to drag both of us kicking and screaming to this section of Fort Worth. I felt like our new address was going to be 001 In The Sticks. But I've since embraced this idea. We'll figure it out. As soon as I find a Petsmart in the area we'll be good."

 

Cody: "Wait, once again my ears are failing me, what did you just say? Petsmart? No Petsmart is known of in the area. What are you humans of mine doing to me? Man, don't let Simon know there's no Petsmart nearby, news like that will for sure cause him a severe bout of depression." 

 

Me:  "Don't worry Cody-man if mommie believes she can make this adjustment then so can you. We'll figure it out!"

 

Cody: "I can admire your optimism but I'm feeling doomed!"(exits the room to go pout)