Codes of Code

Hopefully, Piper reads this, prints it off and commonly refers to this post! These are the rules of living with Cody! Better known as...

 

The Codes of Code:

 

1. Never breathe near anything that is mine!

 

2. All things I like and DON'T like are mine. Recognize!

 

3. If you are laying where I want to lay to rest my weary bones...MOVE!

 

4. If I'm roughing something up and pieces fly off, it's ALL mine. Don't steal a piece and run! I'll growl at you!

 

5. Never try to ride on my back. I'm not your ride to the other side of the room. I'm the only one that should get carried anywhere. 

 

6. If I loved it years ago but uninterested in it now that I'm old, yet I see you playing with it, it's suddenly mine again. Get away!

 

7. I'm self absorbed, the world inside these walls revolves around me...get used to it!

 

8. If mommie buys me the blue one and you the pink one, both are technically mine.

 

9. I can take anything from you, I'm bigger, older, and more distinguished. Go prepare my red carpet.

 

10. If it's broken or smells horribly offensive to me, you can have it.

Oh dear sweet Cody-man, you are quite a trip! Naturally he's shown with Piper's toy! Oops, I forgot, all toys are his!