Saturday, April 11, 2020

More Easter Fun

For today's Easter fun, it's time for some jokes, don't worry all jokes are G-rated! I'm rather G-rated in all aspects of life therefore this blog is G-rated too...


Easter Jokes
Where does the Easter Bunny go for breakfast?

IHOP



What is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?

Hip Hop



What do you call a bunny with fleas?

Bugs Bunny



Why did the Easter Bunny have on a hat?

Because he was having a bad hare day.



How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

Eggs-ercise  



How does the Easter Bunny dry off?

With a hare dryer.



What do you call a tired Easter egg?

Eggs-hausted



What is the Easter Bunny's favorite sport?

Basket-ball



Why was Peter Cottontail hopping down the bunny trail?

Because he's too young to drive.



What do you call a Easter egg from outer space?

Eggs-terrestrial 




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