Easter Jokes
Where does the Easter Bunny go for breakfast?
IHOP
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
Hip Hop
What do you call a bunny with fleas?
Bugs Bunny
Why did the Easter Bunny have on a hat?
Because he was having a bad hare day.
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
Eggs-ercise
How does the Easter Bunny dry off?
With a hare dryer.
What do you call a tired Easter egg?
Eggs-hausted
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite sport?
Basket-ball
Why was Peter Cottontail hopping down the bunny trail?
Because he's too young to drive.
What do you call a Easter egg from outer space?
Eggs-terrestrial
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