Crazy Sissy

Bubsy: It is no secret that sissy has a steady dose of crazy pills each day. She is bonafide nuts.

Sissy: Hey, I am not.

Bubsy: Are you sure? Tell the people what happened yesterday.

Sissy: Everything that occurred was necessary. 

Bubsy: 🙄😬

Sissy: There we were riding in the car with mom. Mom wasn't sure excactly where she was going, so she turned on the navigation. The navigation voice nearly scared me half to death. And the worst part was it was a British sounding voice. I was irate. Irate...I tell you. First, this voice scares me. Then this voice is British sounding. I mean, I think she was speaking English but I can't be sure? The voice sounded weird.

Bubsy: Sissy heard this voice and nearly lost every wit she ever had. She was barking nonstop at the navigation voice. Mom had to pull over and figure out how to find the right road by looking at the map instead of using the guided directions because sissy wouldn't stop. I nearly thought I was going to suffer significant hearing loss listening to her as she barked way to close to my head as I laid on the car seat. I tell ya, life with sissy is something else. 🙉

Sissy: I still maintain I had a good reason to bark. I am an American pupper. I am in my car in America. Being driven by my American chauffeur(aka our mom), why on earth is this British sounding voice trying to tell us where to go. Oh and let's be even more specific....I'm a Texan! Not just American but Texan! Everything is bigger and better in Texas. I see all the billboards around town that say that. I can read. 

Bubsy: Sissy, be careful, let's not offend those that aren't Texans....like our momma. 

Sissy: Mom's basically Texan by now. We accept her as Texan. 

Bubsy: I guess that's good news for mom.😉