Squeaky Weekend

Bubsy: Welcome to our Sunday afternoon. It’s been very squeaky in our household, how about yours? All we hear are the squeaking sounds of sneakers on the basketball court during the many hours of NCAA action our parents have been watching. 🏀 

Sissy: I think I might prefer basketball over football. I haven’t gotten freaked out once with the basketball players who are stuck in our tv. During football season I’m skeptical of the football players stuck in our tv. They are huge, wear weird things covering their faces and they appear to be running after each other A LOT.

Bubsy: I don’t think I have a preference of sports. However, basketball play is not the only play in our house. Dad surprised mom with a….

Sissy: Wait….let’s not mislead people. Mom was not expecting this surprise and she would’ve never signed off on dad getting this so-called surprise for the household. 

Bubsy: Now I’m going to say it….dad surprised mom with a mini pool table. Who knew there was such a thing as a mini pool table? I think it’s almost our size, sissy. 😆 

Sissy: Oh geez, I prefer basketball yet again. The mini pool table is not for me. I do not need the noise of the balls being hit. I don’t need the risk of having to dodge a pool stick. And I definitely don’t need the risk of one of those balls jumping off the table after some lunatic hits it and then I’m running from a pool ball or worse yet I’m knocked senseless with a pool ball. 🤕 

This game of pool that has invaded our house has got to go. It’s almost as dangerous as dad playing darts. 🎯 I do not need to try to outrun a dart coming towards my fluffy butt. 🏃‍♀️ 

Bubsy: Sissy, when you grow up I can see you being a risk assessment manager at an insurance company.

Sissy: I’d be great at that type of job! There’s lots of risks out there. And I’m not afraid to be afraid of things. 😉

Bubsy: The list of things sissy is unafraid of is extremely short. She’s afraid of everything…including her shadow. Being scared of your shadow is the truth for sissy. It’s not just a catchy phrase for her. 

Sissy: Hey, it’s not just me that’s afraid of things. You are afraid of stuff too. Like that movie mom and dad watched on Friday night. 

Bubsy: I’m not afraid of too much. But that movie was creeping me out. I like to watch TV but I was not into that creepy mummy movie. All the popcorn in the world would not have made that movie interesting to me. 🍿 

Sissy: I’m surprised mom made it thru that movie. It was the type of creepiness dad likes but not mom. 

Bubsy: Mom was doing her best to keep me calm. She was being brave for me. I was glad when it was over and I was quick to let mom know I was ready for bed afterwards. Although I worried I’d be unable to sleep after watching such a traumatic movie. 

Sissy: Well bro, let’s wrap this up and move on with our day. Let’s go catch the last few minutes of the UConn-Florida game.

Bubsy: The champs might be going down. The gators are chomping. 🐊 Have a good weekend everyone….below is our weekly pic and a pic of the new mini pool table dad “surprised” mom with. She was definitely surprised and not exactly in a good way.😉