Happy Almost Easter!

Bubsy: Good evening, it’s the night before Easter….not to be confused with the popular story of The Night Before Christmas. 😉 We are posting tonight so Easter Day can be 100% focused on the festivities.

Sissy: We are getting ready for our all night stakeout of the Easter bunny. Bro, do you know which bunny we are looking for? There’s lots of bunnies in our neighborhood roaming around. Which one of them is bringing my Easter basket?🐰

Bubsy: It’s a different kind of bunny, sissy. The bunnies in our neighborhood are not…The Easter Bunny. All the bunnies in our neighborhood just dig in mom’s plants and eat apples she puts out for them. 

Sissy: The neighborhood bunnies are all violators. 

Bubsy: Pardon my sissy, she’s not a big fan of bunnies. One time while we were out walking with mom, sissy got freaked out by a bunny then wiggled her way away from mom and ran home. 🙄

Sissy: Bunnies have shifty eyes. And their movements are way too sudden for my liking. 

Bubsy: I hope the Easter Bunny checked the weather report. Because he needs rain gear.☔️

Sissy: He needs weighted rain gear so he doesn’t blow away. I mean, this wind lately is ridiculous! It’s loud, it’s taking down tree limbs, and it’s blowing so much stuff around that it’s literally like a game of dodgeball just to pee outside. Mercy! I’m trying to squat to take care of business but I risk being walloped in the head with a random item floating thru the air. 🤕 Don’t even get me started on all the wetness falling from the skies. ⛈️ 

Bubsy: It is a bit of a danger outside these days. Let’s get back to the main topic: Easter! What do you think will be in our Easter basket?

Sissy: Something fun! And maybe something tasty. 

Bubsy: I bet I can find more eggs than you during the egg hunt. 

Sissy: That’s a bad bet for me to take. Because I have mom trained to find eggs for me and she’s not very good at it. 🙈 

Bubsy: You need to try finding some yourself. 🥚 

Sissy: Nope, my feet are too precious for walking all over the yard to find eggs. No thanks! And I can guarantee I’ll be no where near this egg hunt because you’ll need to hunt for eggs by canoe with all the wetness in our backyard. 🛶 

Bubsy: Sissy exaggerates. It’s quite wet but I don’t need a canoe. I’ll just get muddy to find eggs. I don’t mind. And I know mom is delighted every time she has to clean my muddy paws and belly. 🤣

Sissy: And after that silly comment it’s time to wrap this up so we can finish getting ready for our all-nighter to see the Easter Bunny. 🐰 

Bubsy: May you all enjoy a beautiful Easter whether it’s a wet and soggy one or a bright and sunny one. And may you all reflect on the true meaning of Easter. Sorry bunnies…Easter is for Jesus not bunnies. ✝️ Happy Easter!