Smells Like BBQ

Bubsy: Oh yes, for it is Memorial Day weekend. Do you smell that sissy? 🍖 🥩 

Sissy: Yep, I smell it. Smells like BBQ!

Bubsy: The distinct smell of BBQ season kicking off in our great state erupts on Memorial Day weekend. All grocery stores are smoking meat in the parking lots and serving it up hot and fresh. 

Sissy: Say what? Then why are we doing this blog right now. Let’s go get some BBQ. I’ll take some Texas brisket. 🍖🥩

Bubsy: Nope, no BBQ for us.

Sissy: The humans are so stingy with their food…never a tiny taste. ☹️ 

Bubsy: So sissy, how was your week?

Sissy: Are you sure you want to ask me that? Oh my gosh, mom chopped my ears off. Can’t hear a thing because my ears are GONE. Mom’s license to cut hair needs to be revoked after this major 3 day blunder. Yes, you read that right. She came at me 3 days in a row with scissors. She kept saying she was trying to “fix” me. ✂️ Goodness me, get a new focus mom….one that doesn’t involve my ears.

Bubsy: You know, mom doesn’t actually have a license to cut hair. 

Sissy: Say what? Well that’s a problem, my hair is too precious for an amateur.

Bubsy: Well sissy, I think you look pretty good. It’s quite different than before but change can be a good thing. 

Sissy: 🙄

Bubsy: In other news around here, we had a major storm. ⛈️ 

Sissy: Wait, don’t we always have major storms?

Bubsy: Yes, I suppose we do. Anyway, our tree basically split in two. A massive cluster of branches came down. Leaving the remaining part very lopsided. Only a matter of time until the rest of the tree comes down. So mom and dad are collecting bids to have it taken out. I would volunteer for the job but I’m not a beaver. Nor can I operate a chainsaw…no opposable thumbs. 😆 

Sissy: I wouldn’t even trust dad with a chainsaw so definitely not you. 

Bubsy: It’s been very warm here but tomorrow is the last of the warm days for the rest of the week. So if anyone is looking for me tomorrow…I’ll be in my little pool. I say “my” pool since sissy isn’t into pool time at all. 

Sissy: Nope, that pool is all for you. I walk around the pool and block you from getting out. I don’t swim.

Bubsy: Mom or dad would teach you to swim.

Sissy: No need. I don’t care. I’m all about keeping my precious feet dry and my silky locks looking immaculate. 

Bubsy: Well sissy let’s wrap this up and go watch some hockey with mom and dad. Allow me to wish everyone a safe and relaxing Memorial Day and may you all enjoy some BBQ.

Sissy: And please share your BBQ with a furry friend if you have one. It’s the right thing to do. 😉🍖….Below you will find our weekly pic…actually two pics this week. 🇺🇸