The Fun Police

The Bubs: So sissy, how was your week, were you on patrol?

Cupcake: I was working overtime to see to it no one had fun but me. 

The Bubs: For those that don't know, little sissy-cupcake is like the "fun police". She seems to object to anyone having fun unless it has been approved by her. She doesn't care who you are, unless you are our momma, but otherwise she doesn't care who you are she'll bark at you for having fun. Last night the cat was chasing a bug and Cupcake was not putting up with the cat having any type of fun.

Cupcake: She was having fun by chasing that bug? I thought she was trying to annoy me. 

The Bubs: Nope, she was after that bug. 

Cupcake: The whole thing was mom's fault she let the bug inside the house when she took your royal highness outside. By the way, why do you like going outside so much?

The Bubs: There is nothing more freeing than running through my backyard. I also need to check on things. Make sure it's not being overrun by squirrels, raccoons, and possums. I seem to especially have a slight issue with possums. 

Cupcake: Oh my gosh, you lose your ever loving mind when a possum appears. 

The Bubs: I must admit, I do. When possums appear I lose control. All I want is for that possum to get off our fence. But they always seem to balance on the top of the fence just to bother me.

Cupcake: Possums don't bother me. I never go off the porch so how can I get bothered by them.

The Bubs: Exactly, you never go off the porch so nothing ever bothers you and half the time you call an Uber ahead of time to give you a lift outside. 

Cupcake: What can I say, I got my Uber driver(aka Mom) well trained. Although she never provides me with a water bottle and mints like I've heard real Uber drivers provide. So next time I'll dock her a little in my review. 

The Bubs: I'm surprised you know how to use your feet, since you get carried around so much.

Cupcake: Hey, my precious feet deserve to be treated like the treasures they are. Anyway, this has been "fun" but I have to get back on patrol to be sure the cat isn't having too much fun.