Sunday, April 2, 2023

Don’t Be A Doormat

The Bubs: This past week went by fast. I felt like I woke up and it was Saturday. πŸ˜†

Cupcake: It’s basically Saturday for us everyday. Mom had to work late on Friday, so we got lots of dad time. But we got lots of mom time yesterday when dad went to grandma and grandpa’s house for the afternoon. 

The Bubs: What else happened in your world, sissy? 

Cupcake: Mom decided to majorly complicate my life with her new purchase she was so proud of. 

The Bubs: Haha! You are a freak, it’s just a doormat.

Cupcake: It tried to murder me. 

The Bubs: Oh my gosh, you’re crazy. Seems you aren’t a fan of mom’s latest decor item. 

Cupcake: I hate it. 

The Bubs: So on a scale of one to ten what would you rate it?

Cupcake: Zero. An absolute zero. I hate it so much. It’s too big. It goes from corner to corner of our door. Worst money mom has spent since I’ve known her. 

The Bubs: Here’s a good sissy story, she refuses to put a paw on this new doormat so she sits behind the mat about a foot away from it and waits with pleading eyes for mom to pick her up and carry her over the new doormat and inside the house. Mom fought with her a few mornings to get her to walk in the mat but now it appears mom is starting to give up and has started to just pick Cupcake up as we walk up to the house. Sissy, you are a trip. 

Cupcake: My feet are WAY TOO precious for that stupid doormat I did not give mom permission to buy.

The Bubs: Oh geez, how dare her. 

Cupcake: I agree…how dare her. My life was complicated enough. 

The Bubs: πŸ™„πŸ˜΅‍πŸ’«….have a good new week, friends! Easter is upon us! 

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