Who's The Real Simon!
Simon says, "Hey, this toy stole my look! Well picture me in disbelief peeps! I couldn't believe it when I was sitting at home relaxing when all of a sudden I received a text from my mommie, she was out shopping and came across this dumb toy trying to be me!...Boy, I'll tell you, life is tough when toys start stealing your signature look. This look has been working for me for many years now. Okay yeah, I'll admit I stole the idea to let my tongue flop out of my mouth from my brother. But lets not go there. I do this look so much better than him. Because I have control over this look, I've perfected it...I own it! Perhaps I should be flattered this toy wants to imitate me but I'd rather focus on the fact this toy is stealing from me. If anyone is wondering I'll be busy this week preparing my cease and desist order, since I'm not totally sure what that is I'll need mommie's help. She prepares those orders all the time. To my peeps out there, stay calm I'll get my look back, don't worry!...Simmie out, I got to eat or walk or do something....I'm a busy little dude!"
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